we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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