if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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