Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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