Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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