that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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