i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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