I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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