I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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