chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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