yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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