weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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