She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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