Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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