why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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