Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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