Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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