Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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