Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Alive.
So much puke
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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