He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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