i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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