we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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