Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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