like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
it's like iHOP with fire
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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