trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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