so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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