Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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