Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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