I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
