he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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