Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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