she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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