Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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