Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I will be naked everywhere
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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