brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
