I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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