They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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