it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i out mim tonsoeep
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