The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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