i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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