as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
