The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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