I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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