Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
