He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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