why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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