The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize
