He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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