My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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