She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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