so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think people are normalizing furries
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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