By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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