I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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