what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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