I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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